urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oswaldtherabbit now that is some authentic frontier gibberish Jon 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oswaldtherabbit:125129 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z the 10 funniest lyrics on the Electric Six' album <i>Fire</i>!<br /><br />1. "Radio message from HQ/Dance Commander, we love you"<br /><br />2. "And you know that my suit cost more than your house/Because I'm a scoundrel, a lover, and a murderous louse"<br /><br />3. "She's white! WHITE! She is so white/She's white like the light, never like the night/ She's white, white, she is so white/I was born to excite her, she could never be whiter/ TONIGHT!"<br /><br />4. "I make lots of money, I make more money than you/I drive around in my limo, that's what I was born to do"<br /><br />5. "I invented the night/In my laboratory using lust and lies"<br /><br />6. "I went to the store/To get more FIRE!/To start the war"<br /><br />7. "You can go to the doctor/You can cough in his face/Infect the whole human race/But you can't ignore my techno"<br /><br />8. "I look in the mirror and I know I'm a man/I know a woman and she's looking for a man/We've got sex planned/OH YEAH!!"<br /><br />9. "I was born a dancer/In your disco of fire"<br /><br />10. "Now I ain't educated but I sure ain't stupid/I know what is wrong and I know what is right"